Karley Sciortino
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Biography

Sexually expressive blonde bombshell Karley Sciortino initially left New York for London to go to theater school, but when she dropped out and began writing about the sex lives of herself and the artist commune roommates she was living with, her erotic tales led her to literary stardom. But while you might like the work on her personal website, Slutever.com, and her Vogue.com sex and relationships column “Breathless”, a picture is worth a thousand words, and the images of Karley’s carnal body might be worth even more. In Adam Green’s Aladdin (2016), she playfully opens her legs to flash a literal vertical smile (a man’s mouth projected on her). But while that was kitschy and fun, it was when her written work took off and Karley landed a Vice documentary series called Slutever that she really introduced us to a whole new world. Karley rides a fake fella like a Harley on the show, talking about how the literal boy toy feels indistinguishable from a real human. Boys got a woody after watching it, while girls had to reach for the buzz. She slips a cell phone down her red panties, and from her fans at least, the reception was stellar. And she even scans her body for a personalized sex toy, all in her underwear. But while she never gets nude on her docuseries, Karley shows some major skin in the Netflix anthology Easy. Set in the Windy City, the show centers on the lives of an eclectic group of Chicagoans, and Chi-town shows us how they get down. Karley goes full frontal for her role as a hooker and writer named Sally, flashing her deep dish double D’s while a man sucks on her toes. She even shows her bush of Karley Barley while her and a younger man engage in a little mutual self pleasure. It won’t be easy to not think about the cute Karley tonight! Karley wrote for the Starz comedy Now Apocalypse, but has mostly been writing for print since that show was cancelled after only one season. She might never win the Pulitzer, but she always has us pulling our mister!